Weddings can be quite nerve-wracking so expect people to be a lot more antsy and weird than usual. Below are photos of some weird shit happening during weddings. Hehe! Enjoy!

WHOA! Who told you to touch my boobies??

O-M-G .. I’m married to a kissing monster!

Aaahhhhh.. That’s the biggest I can suck, erm, open my mouth!

A bride isn’t a bride when she has armpit hair.. Shave, shave, shave it all off!

*insert Psycho movie theme song*

The Weird and Wonderful Inventions display, which has already opened (and will run until November 10) at the national library in central London, is a showcase of eccentric contraptions and ingenious gadgets. All the weird stuff are from the collection of Maurice Collins who got crazy inventions since 1851 til 1951. He says,

“I’ve got more than 1,200 items and it’s anything that I find a bit peculiar rather than something that would have been successful or other people would collect. I don’t collect sewing machines or typewriters. It’s things that perhaps nobody else would be bothered with, but in some way helped normal people with their lives, like the self-pouring teapot (above left) or the dynamo torch.”

The Weird and Wonderful Inventions collection also includes a brandy bottle lock from around 1880, to stop the servants helping themselves to a swig, and a 1920s wristwatch with a scrolling maps on it (above right) — an early equivalent of today’s sat nav gadgets. There’s also a memorandum clock with slot-in bone memos and bells sounding when time was up were useful for businessmen with meetings and prostitutes alike.

How do you explain car crashes that occur in houses (roofs, walls), that occur between 2 boats or in between 2 buses? There’s even a police car is stuck in cement, and a car with a muffin on top! LOL! Weird car crashes indeed..

Japan is famous for all things weird — and that includes weird ice cream flavors! In the recent 2008 Yokohama Ice Cream Expo, the weirdest ice cream flavor that reigned supreme was *drumroll please* beef tongue ice cream! UGH!!! Other weird flavors on display are eel, octopus, pit viper, chicken wings, cheese, caviar, prawn, horse sashimi, sea urchin, garlic (called “Dracula Premium Ice”), beer and even one with slices of pearls mixed into it! Man, the Japanese sure knows how to make ice creams! LOL! How about you? What’s the weirdest ice cream you’ve ever tried? And will you try the flavors mentioned above if it’s offered for free to you?? Me? I don’t think I’ll try, hehe!

I don’t know if these are really TRUE weird plants (and not just some hoax) but you better take a look coz the plants are really amazing! The weirdos are moving around, shooting up some stuff — lots of scary weird sh1t! LOL

Scared already?? Nahh, don’t be! The voodoo dolls on display here are quite cute — if you don’t mind seeing knives sticking in their chests. LOL! The photos are kinda blurry but it’s really cool to see the different kinds of weird modern voodoo dolls =)

And what better way to pay homage than to make a LEGO Sport City! ^_^ Too cute and amazing for words eh??

Here’s a description from the makers: “HKLUG presents LEGO Sport City. It is currently one of the most amazing LEGO productions ever in China. The theme of this city is the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. Swimming Cube, Nest Sports Ground and Sport Village were built as a landmark of this LEGO city. 300,000 bricks and 4,500 mini-figures are used to construct a 3m x 8m artistic show. HKLUG would like to promote LEGO creative culture to local public as well as promote China to international by LEGO.”

And it’s found in Austin! Some New Yorker writer (Hendrik Hertzberg I think) got lucky on a recent visit to the wild city and was able to ride the coolest taxi ever! The Land Yacht bills itself as the city’s only rock ‘n’ roll taxi. And as you can see in the photo, it has lots of gear for a rock party. Inside a taxi?? You betcha! Here’s the description from the cab’s website:

So much BASS it’ll shake yer @ss right outta the seat! Music Videos playin from 4 honkin big video screens right up in your face. Oh, did I mention that you get to CHOOSE the Music Videos you wanna watch?
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And what runs all of this? It ain’t yer garden variety little dvd player in ‘da dash. Full computer setup right in the cab means I can do just about anything you can do with a computer! Over 2 teraBytes of hard drives means I gotz plenty of space for over 15,000 High Quality music videos available at your fingertips!

Yeah, you really can find EVERYTHING on Ebay — even public toilets! LOL! According to reports, Seattle’s five expensive and much-maligned automatic public toilets will show up on eBay as soon as next week. The city’s officials recently decided to pull the plug on the multimillion-dollar self-cleaning toilet stalls as the unisex facilities attracted drug users and prostitutes, and were less cost-effective than regular public restrooms. The toilets can be found at Victor Steinbrueck Park near Pike Place Market, on Pier 58 at Waterfront Park, in Occidental Park in Pioneer Square, in Hing Hay Park in the International District and at 1801 Broadway on Capitol Hill.

Andy Ryan, a spokesman for the utility, said the officials expected to post the toilets on the auction Internet site eBay soon, possibly next week. He said he did not know the details of the upcoming auction, such as whether city officials would establish a minimum price. He declined to discuss the matter further until plans are finalized. The city has spent about $5 million on the high-tech toilets since they were installed in 2004.

We all love drawings and paintings done in atypical surfaces — on sidewalks, on walls, on bodies, on hands. The video below is a collection of animal paintings done on a hand. It’s so weird and creative! Who would have a thought that a hand can become an elephant? A tiger? A toucan? A lovable dog? Yes, all these (and more) with just a hand and some painting stuff. Go watch! =)