The Masai’s are a warrior tribe in Kenya that has always kept its secrets. What is no longer a secret is the fact that women mainly from Germany and also from other parts of the world are visiting Kenya only to find a Masai warrior as a lover.

Once they find a Masai tribal these women will often divorce their husbands and give up their luxurious lifestyle for the Masai. Why would they do that? ok, women are naturally weird anyway, but one must agree this is a little strange even for them. So what is the secret of the Masais that gets these women hooked for life? Is it the traditional African voodoo magic or some medicines and herbs?

The Masais live in the jungles and are very secretive. In fact very few Kenyans know their secret. A recent study of women who have managed to disentangle themselves from the arms and charms of the Masai have revealed shocking truths.

Firstly the Masai have a free society where a young executive may come home early from a hunt to spend some quality time with his wife and then find a spear standing in front of his low roofed hut. This means that his young wife is busy with someone else. Well the warrior then does something that is going to boggle your brains like anything. He moves ahead stealthily without making any noise to make sure he doesn’t reveal that he is around. Then he goes for a walk. Yes people the Masai tribals are allowed this sort of fun behaviour, only they have to make sure that they have stabbed the ground with their spear as a do not disturb sign. Another reason why the women love the place is that Masai men are circumcised in a different way, one may also say that they are carved to increase a womans pleasure, this in addition to the fact that their man-hoods are quite gigantic since they havent worn any trousers all their life. Yet another fact that endears these gigolos to the women is that in the Masais a boy is considered a man only when he has killed a Lion alone in the jungle, (The Masais havent tried the Indian SSC exam yet or they would know what manliness, bravery and courage is all about)

Women get attracted to these men who are brave and courageous (this is silly, refer previous note).

Now coming to the weird stuff, the news is that local Kenyan guys are painting themselves up and going about as Masai Warriors to attract women. The women are ready to pay quite a lot to get a Masai. Jungli gigolos.

This post was submitted by Parag Shirodkar.

This kid goes all crazy after getting a Xbox 360 as a gift this Christmas. The excitement of this kid is priceless just check it out and have fun =)). I remember myself when I got the Nintendo Wii Game Console, I screamed like crazy!

Nothing says forever like a Misspelled Tattoo

And he’ll juge your spelling

Possibly the most famous misspelled tattoo. Instead of Chi-Town as the man requested, he got “Chi-Tonw”. He later sued the tattoo artist.

Does he mean the spelling system?

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Wondering what does the title mean? checkout the video..

Hehe… yea… Hackers Alter Road Signs with kind of Weird Statements “Nazi Zombies in Area, Run!!” “Nazi Zombies ahead, The end is near” … seems like hackers were in fun mood

A westerner wants to learn how to say the word “SAUDI” and in the process the teacher loses his mind and beats the guy =)) kinda funny hehe

Speed skater puts the fate of his world record on the line in never before seen vote on Youtube to get more people skating:

Danny Dannels skated across the United States in 2008, breaking the Guinness World Record. He is now putting the submission up for a vote on Youtube in an effort to bring attention to skating.

He says, “Skating is the answer to so many problems facing our society: Pollution, petrol dependence, physical fitness, and, mental health. Skating increases social skills and over-all happiness. Go skate!”

Voting is available online at:

http://community.inlineplanet.com/profile/DannyDannels

Danny will be skating Trans-USA again August 2009. The original attempt was sponsored in part by Australian speed skate manufacturer Bont.

Through his current efforts, he is raising money to donate to the Police Athletic League in Miami, in honor of The Great EsSkate, and the Susan G. Komen Race for the cure, in the battle against breast cancer.

He will be skating Trans-USA again August 2009. As in 2008, he will skate from San Diego, California to Jacksonville, Florida.

He has received commitments from Bont North America and an offer from Newron Sports. World record skater Jonathan Seutter will draft Danny across California.

This post was submitted by Danny Dannels.

Billy: “Hey man I think I’m going to join the military, it seems like a good way to get ahead in life.”

Me: “Oh Billy, let me show you this. You see, this boy had the same idea”

Billy: “That’s disturbing”

Me: “I know but if you really want to get ahead in the military this is the fastest way”

How the internet will save us all.

 
This is what happens when kids take over the world.  First they try to sell you on how buying video games are bad for the environment, and then next they say, “Hey if we download games to play we are saving Mother Earth.” We should all do our part to help save the planet.

So, you wanna be a cheerleader? You better watch this video first! I never thought being a cheering squad member can be very hazardous to your health.. Just imagine being run over by brawny football players or landing on your face after being thrown into the air! Not good!

Pure denim of 43 meters long and 7.5 tonnes heavy! The pants even had pockets, buttons and a belt! That got me thinking — how much did all this cost?? And for what? Just to be on the Guinness Book of World Records? Tsk!