But I must admit they’re kinda funny, LOL! Here are the quotes –
* Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
* A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
* Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
* The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
* Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
* Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
* Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
* Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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