The Masai’s are a warrior tribe in Kenya that has always kept its secrets. What is no longer a secret is the fact that women mainly from Germany and also from other parts of the world are visiting Kenya only to find a Masai warrior as a lover.

Once they find a Masai tribal these women will often divorce their husbands and give up their luxurious lifestyle for the Masai. Why would they do that? ok, women are naturally weird anyway, but one must agree this is a little strange even for them. So what is the secret of the Masais that gets these women hooked for life? Is it the traditional African voodoo magic or some medicines and herbs?

The Masais live in the jungles and are very secretive. In fact very few Kenyans know their secret. A recent study of women who have managed to disentangle themselves from the arms and charms of the Masai have revealed shocking truths.

Firstly the Masai have a free society where a young executive may come home early from a hunt to spend some quality time with his wife and then find a spear standing in front of his low roofed hut. This means that his young wife is busy with someone else. Well the warrior then does something that is going to boggle your brains like anything. He moves ahead stealthily without making any noise to make sure he doesn’t reveal that he is around. Then he goes for a walk. Yes people the Masai tribals are allowed this sort of fun behaviour, only they have to make sure that they have stabbed the ground with their spear as a do not disturb sign. Another reason why the women love the place is that Masai men are circumcised in a different way, one may also say that they are carved to increase a womans pleasure, this in addition to the fact that their man-hoods are quite gigantic since they havent worn any trousers all their life. Yet another fact that endears these gigolos to the women is that in the Masais a boy is considered a man only when he has killed a Lion alone in the jungle, (The Masais havent tried the Indian SSC exam yet or they would know what manliness, bravery and courage is all about)

Women get attracted to these men who are brave and courageous (this is silly, refer previous note).

Now coming to the weird stuff, the news is that local Kenyan guys are painting themselves up and going about as Masai Warriors to attract women. The women are ready to pay quite a lot to get a Masai. Jungli gigolos.

This post was submitted by Parag Shirodkar.

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Hehe… yea… Hackers Alter Road Signs with kind of Weird Statements “Nazi Zombies in Area, Run!!” “Nazi Zombies ahead, The end is near” … seems like hackers were in fun mood

Speed skater puts the fate of his world record on the line in never before seen vote on Youtube to get more people skating:

Danny Dannels skated across the United States in 2008, breaking the Guinness World Record. He is now putting the submission up for a vote on Youtube in an effort to bring attention to skating.

He says, “Skating is the answer to so many problems facing our society: Pollution, petrol dependence, physical fitness, and, mental health. Skating increases social skills and over-all happiness. Go skate!”

Voting is available online at:

http://community.inlineplanet.com/profile/DannyDannels

Danny will be skating Trans-USA again August 2009. The original attempt was sponsored in part by Australian speed skate manufacturer Bont.

Through his current efforts, he is raising money to donate to the Police Athletic League in Miami, in honor of The Great EsSkate, and the Susan G. Komen Race for the cure, in the battle against breast cancer.

He will be skating Trans-USA again August 2009. As in 2008, he will skate from San Diego, California to Jacksonville, Florida.

He has received commitments from Bont North America and an offer from Newron Sports. World record skater Jonathan Seutter will draft Danny across California.

This post was submitted by Danny Dannels.

How the internet will save us all.

 
This is what happens when kids take over the world.  First they try to sell you on how buying video games are bad for the environment, and then next they say, “Hey if we download games to play we are saving Mother Earth.” We should all do our part to help save the planet.

Pure denim of 43 meters long and 7.5 tonnes heavy! The pants even had pockets, buttons and a belt! That got me thinking — how much did all this cost?? And for what? Just to be on the Guinness Book of World Records? Tsk!

COMMUNION WAFERS THIEF!
In the election hotspot of Florida, a man was busted for attempting to steal communion wafers from a priest. John Samuel Ricci, 33, allegedly knocked parishioners to the ground as he made his way out of St. Martin de Porres Catholic Church in Jensen Beach bearing the holy communion wafers. What for?? For sustenance? To sell it to the highest bidder? So weird! Anyhoo, Mr. Ricci was busted and he then asked if he could do penance. LOL!

SHOPPING VIA HELICOPTERS
Yup, this is the latest trend among wealthy Romanians. According to reports, the filthy rich fly their helicopters to the supermarket and land between cars in the parking lot. Recently, two men landed at the Real supermarket in Bacau, did their shopping, and took off via air. A witness said, “It’s the third time I’ve seen people coming shopping in their helicopters. I heard they are important persons, but I think they’re a little snobbish, too.” Snobs indeed!

ARMLESS MAN ROBBED GERMAN STORE
I told German people are superhumans! Even if they are maimed, disabled and armLESS, they still managed to rob a store! At least one armless German male did! According to reports, he made off with the 24-inch set TV using clamps that had been attached to his body by an accomplice. A cop said, “It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention.”

In the weirdest most historic US presidential election yet, Americans elected the first African-American president into the highest office of their country. The whole world watch in fascination while Barack Obama supporters celebrated and cried in what was dubbed as night where America proved once again that in their land, EVERYTHING is possible. Congrats to the US citizens and to the family of Obama who made this all happen!

Yup, this post is dedicated to all the women out there — and to men concerned with their complexions! Hehe! We all know that tomatoes are rich in vitamin C and the oh-so good antioxidants that battle aging. But who would have thought that tomatoes can be used for facials and other beauty stuff? Weird but its certainly effective! Read on for the tomato beauty tips:

1. Face Brightening Tomato Paste – If your face is oily and needs some brightening, apply tomato paste (very cheap and easy to find!) as a facial mask for 10-15 minutes. Once it starts to tingle, wash it off with warm water. Tomato paste is also great for removing pimples, just apply it directly on the pimple.

2. Tomato Facial – Cut up a tomato and rub it directly onto your face, focusing on areas prone to blackheads. Leave the tomato ‘puree’ on your face for 5 minutes, and rinse off in lukewarm water after.

3. Lime and Tomato Pore Minimizer – Mix a little bit of lime in with your tomato mixture (either paste or cut up tomatoes), and apply the mix to your face. Focus on your nose, chin and forehead then rinse off with cold water after about 10 minutes and then moisturize as usual.

Yeah, weird huh?? It isn’t us, the modern Homo sapiens, that created instant cereals after all! According to a new study published in Vegetation History and Archaeobotany, the world’s oldest known cooked cereal wasn’t very different from the instant cereals served today. Dating from between 5920 to 5730 B.C., the ancient cereal consisted of parboiled bulgur wheat that Early Neolithic Bulgarians could refresh in minutes with hot water. Weird but definitely cool! ^_^ Lead author Soultana-Maria Valamoti explained to Discovery News:

“People boiled the grain, dried it, removed the bran and ground it into coarse particles. In this form, the cereal grain can be stored throughout the year and consumed easily, even without boiling, by merely soaking in hot water.”

The scientists also cooked and processed modern wheat and hulled barley, putting the results through the same analysis. The fine details and internal structure of the modern boiled, dried and ground cereals matched what the researchers saw in the ancient Bulgarian grains.

It works says an Ig Nobel weird science awardee! According to a CNN report, Deborah Anderson had heard the urban legends about the contraceptive effectiveness of Coca-Cola products for years. So she and her colleagues decided to put the soft drink to the test. For discovering that, yes indeed, Coke was a spermicide, Anderson and her team are among this year’s winners of the Ig Nobel prize, the annual award given by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine to oddball but often surprisingly practical scientific achievements.

Deborah Anderson, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Boston University’s School of Medicine, and her colleagues found that not only was Coca-Cola a spermicide, but Diet Coke for some reason worked best. Their study appeared in the New England Journal of Medicine in 1985. “We’re thrilled to win an Ig Nobel, because the study was somewhat of a parody in the first place,” Anderson said, adding she does not recommend using Coke for birth control purposes. A Coca-Cola spokeswoman refused comment on the Ig Nobel awards.