..in 2 videos! Here’s how it goes: watch the video below first then watch the next one (with translation). What’s this all about? Here’s a hint: “You really never listen, do you??”

VIDEO #1

VIDEO #2 (with translation)

Welcome to UK’s bizarre Mascot Grand National! Where squirrels, hippos and giant dogs (all mascots, of course) race for a prize! Guess who won?? =)

A must-watch video!! =) Features a cow vs dog, dog vs cat, cat vs monkey, monkey vs snake, and pig vs dog. Do you need more?? LOL! Thanks Animal Planet!

Biologists in Brigham City, Utah were stumped when a weird fish with fangs was discovered in a pond. Yeah, the one in the picture. Craig Schaugaard, Aquatic Manger for the Department of Wildlife Resources, said, “When we first saw that fish, we thought, ‘What in the crap is this thing?’” Where did this fish come from, and more importantly, what is it?

The mystery started a couple weeks ago when every fish in the pond went belly up. Ben Boyce, with the Brigham City Corporation, said “Approximately 4,000 fish, when the ice came off the pond, were discovered to be dead.” The pond may have been poisoned, or the water may have run out of oxygen due to the thick ice. “We just have no way of knowing,” Schaugaard said.

Biologists say it’s not a new species. They believe the fish could be a Lake Trout whose tissue decomposed rapidly, making its teeth more prominent. Aquatics biologists say if they can’t figure it out, they’ll let the fish decompose then examine the bone structure to determine the species. While they wait, the fish stories will only grow. Schaugaard says, “It definitely could become an urban legend.” LOL!

Guess it’s photoshopped! What do you think guys??

Man, weirdest ocean animals ever! Go watch!

Go watch! I assure you, this will make your day! =)

The eelpout Pachycara cousinsi is one of six previously unknown deep-sea fishes caught at depths of 2.8 miles (4.5 kilometers) during a British research expedition to the remote Crozet Islands in the Indian Ocean between Antarctica and Africa.

This monster catch was made during the first ever deep-sea survey of life in waters around the Crozet Islands in the Indian Ocean in 2005 to 2006. “We caught a total of 15 fish species, six of which were new,” said team member Nicola King, a researcher at the University of Aberdeen’s Oceanlab in Scotland. New fish identified from specimens collected during the two-month expedition include three species of snailfish and a type of crustacean-crushing cuskeel.

The bright pink eelpout Pachycara priedei is one of six new fish species discovered during deep-sea trawls off the Crozet Islands in the oceans off Antarctica. The species hunts along the ocean floor, seeking fish or whale carcasses where scavenging crustaceans gather, according to Peter Rask Møller, curator of fishes at the Natural History Museum of Denmark. The fish’s tiny eyes may pick up bioluminescent signals from squid and shrimp, while its snout is studded with sensory pits for detecting the movement of prey in the darkness. Deep-sea eelpouts have watery, jelly-like flesh, probably due to their sluggish lifestyle and as an adaptation to pressures exerted on their bodies.

I was just stunned when I first saw the video but its funny, check it out and answer the poll