I absolutely adore prank shows — people are just so darned funny when they are pranked! LOL! The video below is from “Just for Laughs” and the episode is entitled “Wheels”. So darn hilarious so go watch now! ^_^

These days doing weird researches are the norm — the latest of which was the study commissioned by television channel Dave to find the top 10 oldest jokes. According to the research published by the University of Wolverhampton, the world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and guess what? It’s involve toilet humor! Other old jokes in the top were green jokes — so I guess this means that toilet humor and green jokes have come a looong way Says writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university, “Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles.”

The oldest joke is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Second oldest joke is a 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, that goes: “How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.” Meanwhile, the oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” NICE ONE! Hehe!

You’ve heard of the long arm of the law? Well get ready for the sweaty splat of… THE FOOT! Lookout! Hehe! This weird animation is one hilarious goofball! =)

Man, you gotta love these prank shows! In the video below is a “blind man” looking for a place to sunbathe in a crowded beach full of hunk and hot bikini babes. Watch as hilarity ensues! =)

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said.

The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written:

‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce.’

LOLOLOL!!! ROFL!!!

In 1986, Dan Harrison (see picture at left) was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. His doctorate was in mammal behavior. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times, then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at Dan.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Dan summoned up his courage, then illegally and surreptitiously climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan’s legs, and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same elephant! LOLOLOLOL :-p

Man, this is really cool! Hehe! If you have a sister, try hijacking her car first. Let’s see who’ll have the most fun!

Then watch this video and learn a thing or two from the gentleman. Heehee!

Go watch, it’s hilarious! Every car should have this unique anti-auto theft “device”

But I must admit they’re kinda funny, LOL! Here are the quotes –

* Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
* A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
* Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
* The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
* Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
* Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
* Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
* Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.