Billy: “Hey man I think I’m going to join the military, it seems like a good way to get ahead in life.”

Me: “Oh Billy, let me show you this. You see, this boy had the same idea”

Billy: “That’s disturbing”

Me: “I know but if you really want to get ahead in the military this is the fastest way”

So, you wanna be a cheerleader? You better watch this video first! I never thought being a cheering squad member can be very hazardous to your health.. Just imagine being run over by brawny football players or landing on your face after being thrown into the air! Not good!

And it belongs to a girl! I’m not sure if her tongue is the longest too but it sure looks like a MASSIVE piece of fresh meat! Ughh.. Some people are really just born weird body parts huh??

It’s nearly Halloween guys! And we have the weirdest video for you today — a Halloween-themed wedding! Bizarre huh?? Imagine the bride and groom dressed as zombies while their guests are garbed in scary costumes! And the scariest stuff of all? There’s a live scorpion loose!! What a weird wedding!!

Halloween is coming sooo fast and I hope you got your costumes already guys! If you’re not into cutesy “scary” get-ups, then try this GORY weird trick sure to impress your homies ^_^ Watch the bloody video and please try to hold your vomit — it is GORY!!!

A 32-year-old man lounging beside a pool in Leland, N.C., in August was killed when a burst of wind dislodged a canopy umbrella, thrusting the tip into his skull. [Wilmington Star News, 8-9-08]

A 79-year-old motorist watching a crane lift a steeple onto a new church in Oklahoma City in July was killed when the crane toppled over and crushed his car. [KOCO-TV (Oklahoma City), 7-24-08]

A 21-year-old man fishing off Jones Beach on New York’s Long Island in July was killed when he yanked his line back too quickly, propelling his 3-ounce lead sinker out of the water, where it struck his head and penetrated his brain. [Newsday, 7-29-08]

Let’s start with number 3 — the Crazy House Hotel or Hang Nga Guesthouse in Vietnam. This hotel was built in 1990 in Dalat, and has since been added onto numerous times over the years. This treehouse of sorts more resembles a fairytale castle than a hotel with its curvy interior and exterior.

Our number 2 weirdest Asian hotel is the Capsule Inn in Osaka, Japan. The room just consists of a small capsule, with about 2m x 1m x 1.25m area. The capsules are stacked on top of each other, and each one has TV, bed, and a wireless Internet connection. Yeah, pretty cool amenities!

And last, but not the least, our weirdest hotel in Asia — the Flush Hotel in South Korea! Yup, flush as in toilet! The hotel is shaped like a toilet and the owner, Sim Jae-Duck, built the $1.6 million toilet bowl in order to raise awareness about cleaner sanitation around the world. The weirdest thing: staying for one night will cost you $50,000!! However, the proceeds will go to poor countries and provide them with proper sanitation ^_^

Watch the woman with the longest legs (52in) and the new world’s shortest man! The video also features the person with the most number of cosmetic surgeries done, among other weird world records. Enjoy!

1. Master Cleanse / Lemonade Diet – Water mixed with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. Beyoncé admitted following this regimen for two weeks to drop 20 pounds for the film “Dreamgirls.” Jared Leto used it to shed about 30 pounds he gained to play Mark Chapman in the new film “Chapter 27.”

2. IV Diet – Celebrities check in to the hospital to get put on an IV (intravenous) so they can avoid eating altogether.

3. Boiled Egg Only Diet – During the filming of “Cold Mountain,” there were rumors that one famous actress on set ate only boiled eggs. She would rise in the morning and eat one and then have one or two at the end of the day. That was her entire diet! Could this be Renee Zellweger??

4. Red Bull Diet – Who else epitomizes this but Paris Hilton! The heiress caused a stir when she walked into New York restaurant Nobu recently and told the waiter her order of “Mineral water.” Over the course of her two-hour “meal,” Paris only took sips of water and Red Bull – she didn’t eat a single bite o_O

5. Dieter’s Tea Diet – In reality, it is a mild laxative and some stars drink up to 10 cups a day. One Hollywood trainer says: “The latest trend among models is mixing laxative tea with the Master Cleanse diet. All they drink is Master Cleanse and laxative tea.”

Someone farts in an elevator for 3 consecutive times! Ughh! And take note, all of the elevator passengers are top executives. So, who’s the culprit? Watch the funny commercial below and marvel at the maker’s creativity!