Billy: “Hey man I think I’m going to join the military, it seems like a good way to get ahead in life.”

Me: “Oh Billy, let me show you this. You see, this boy had the same idea”

Billy: “That’s disturbing”

Me: “I know but if you really want to get ahead in the military this is the fastest way”

How the internet will save us all.

 
This is what happens when kids take over the world.  First they try to sell you on how buying video games are bad for the environment, and then next they say, “Hey if we download games to play we are saving Mother Earth.” We should all do our part to help save the planet.

COMMUNION WAFERS THIEF!
In the election hotspot of Florida, a man was busted for attempting to steal communion wafers from a priest. John Samuel Ricci, 33, allegedly knocked parishioners to the ground as he made his way out of St. Martin de Porres Catholic Church in Jensen Beach bearing the holy communion wafers. What for?? For sustenance? To sell it to the highest bidder? So weird! Anyhoo, Mr. Ricci was busted and he then asked if he could do penance. LOL!

SHOPPING VIA HELICOPTERS
Yup, this is the latest trend among wealthy Romanians. According to reports, the filthy rich fly their helicopters to the supermarket and land between cars in the parking lot. Recently, two men landed at the Real supermarket in Bacau, did their shopping, and took off via air. A witness said, “It’s the third time I’ve seen people coming shopping in their helicopters. I heard they are important persons, but I think they’re a little snobbish, too.” Snobs indeed!

ARMLESS MAN ROBBED GERMAN STORE
I told German people are superhumans! Even if they are maimed, disabled and armLESS, they still managed to rob a store! At least one armless German male did! According to reports, he made off with the 24-inch set TV using clamps that had been attached to his body by an accomplice. A cop said, “It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention.”

This video compilation of weird toilets is a bit long but will really make you go, “OMG! That’s a toilet??” Yup, some of the toilets pictured are really weird so go watch and enjoy!

This is for educational purposes only ok?? LOL! Anyway, if anyone tries this hack and it worked, feel free to comment here ^_^ Have a happy week ahead guys!

Ever got drunk and plastered so bad that you just slept on wherever you were? Umm, more likely, you just lost consciousness from too much drinking, and the next thing you knew it’s next day already! And chances are, you slept in a very weird position on a weird place (the toilet bowl for instance). Let’s see if your weird position beat the weirdest drunk person positions in the video below!

Today while coming back home from my College I saw the Train Indicator on the Railway Platform at Vashi Station and I was taken by surprise looking at the Timings =)). I took some pictures with my mobile although the picture quality isn’t that good but still you can have fun watching them =))

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For those not in the know, Cialis (Tadalafil) is very much like Viagra (Sildenafil) — that is they are used to treat impotence (erectile dysfunction). Cialis tablets are taken orally, colored yellow, film-coated, and almond-shaped. Cialis’ 36-hour effectiveness earned it the nickname, “The Weekend Pill”. In contrast, Viagra is only good for four hours. Anyway, enough medical talk — just go watch the video below and laugh your heart out!

Weddings can be quite nerve-wracking so expect people to be a lot more antsy and weird than usual. Below are photos of some weird shit happening during weddings. Hehe! Enjoy!

WHOA! Who told you to touch my boobies??

O-M-G .. I’m married to a kissing monster!

Aaahhhhh.. That’s the biggest I can suck, erm, open my mouth!

A bride isn’t a bride when she has armpit hair.. Shave, shave, shave it all off!

*insert Psycho movie theme song*

How do you explain car crashes that occur in houses (roofs, walls), that occur between 2 boats or in between 2 buses? There’s even a police car is stuck in cement, and a car with a muffin on top! LOL! Weird car crashes indeed..