Weddings can be quite nerve-wracking so expect people to be a lot more antsy and weird than usual. Below are photos of some weird shit happening during weddings. Hehe! Enjoy!

WHOA! Who told you to touch my boobies??

O-M-G .. I’m married to a kissing monster!

Aaahhhhh.. That’s the biggest I can suck, erm, open my mouth!

A bride isn’t a bride when she has armpit hair.. Shave, shave, shave it all off!

*insert Psycho movie theme song*

How do you explain car crashes that occur in houses (roofs, walls), that occur between 2 boats or in between 2 buses? There’s even a police car is stuck in cement, and a car with a muffin on top! LOL! Weird car crashes indeed..

Not just one or two beer commercials but FOUR! Fun many times over! Hehe! The first one features one stupid guy, the second commercial is of an Indian beer featuring a hot belly-baring chick, the third is sooo funny while the fourth commercial is kinda scary-fun! So, what are you waiting for? Go watch!

Well, I certainly hope you won’t be victimized by this old lady carrying a bag of snakes - literally! But don’t worry, this is just another prank video with hidden camera so stay on your best manners. You don’t wanna be video’d verbally abusing an old woman with snakes

These days doing weird researches are the norm — the latest of which was the study commissioned by television channel Dave to find the top 10 oldest jokes. According to the research published by the University of Wolverhampton, the world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and guess what? It’s involve toilet humor! Other old jokes in the top were green jokes — so I guess this means that toilet humor and green jokes have come a looong way Says writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university, “Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles.”

The oldest joke is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Second oldest joke is a 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, that goes: “How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.” Meanwhile, the oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” NICE ONE! Hehe!

Look Ma! I can fit in a water jar! Kewl!

I don’t want a policewoman!! I want a policeman, wahhhhhhhh

Too cute for words! Babies and bunnies are the perfect subjects! =)

Mooommmyyy!!!

Oh yes, I can still fit in! Thanks Atkins Diet!

Author Tom Vanderbilt has a new book coming out and it’s called “Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and What It Says About Us)”. He diligently dug into studies about driving, and uncovered a lot of surprising information about traffic and driving. Here’s some of the weird traffic facts he found:

>> All about honking:
- Men honk more than women, and men and women honk more at women that at men.
- People in “nice cars” honk faster at less-nice cars.
- Drivers in convertibles with the tops down are less likely to honk than those with the top up.
- Drivers honk faster at cars whose drivers are on cell phones.
- Drivers are more likely to honk at people from another state or country than their own.
- Drivers honk less on weekends.

>> On crossing the street:
- After 30 seconds of waiting, most people will begin to cross against the light.
- People are more likely to jaywalk when well-dressed people do it first.
- Pedestrians on cell phones take longer to cross the street, and look at traffic less often.
- More people are killed legally in crosswalks than jaywalking. [OMG! For real??]
- Half of all fatalities happen at impact speeds of less than 35 mph.

>> Miscellaneous weird traffic facts:
- 350 people die every year entering the freeway the wrong way; at least 50 are killed by cars in driveways.
- “Children at Play” signs do not reduce speed or accidents
- The more “Stop” signs a road has, the more likely drivers are to violate them.
- Car drivers drive closer to helmeted cyclists (and further from cyclists who appear to be women).
- Ants obey traffic rules [LOL!]

Yup, you guess it right, the bathroom is made up of precious gold! This weird bathroom is found in one of Hongkong’s jewelry stores and reportedly cost $4.8 million to make. Its centerpiece is a 900-pound solid gold toilet which gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Royal Flush’ Customers can use the toilet if they spend $128 in the store. Now that’s marketing baby!

If you have a GPS receiver and is an artist by heart, you should consider using it to create masterpieces! More specifically, Position Art. Here’s how it’s done: you travel with your GPS and your route becomes a masterpiece. You can print it out for the world to admire! =) However, the author of popular GPS art “The Biggest Drawing in the World” (google it!) admits he never did it. Starvos’ “The World is my Canvas” seems to have done it. Ermm, you be the judge of that! Just check their GPS arts below =)

“The Biggest Drawing in the World”

“The World is my Canvas”

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said.

The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written:

‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce.’

LOLOLOL!!! ROFL!!!