The Masai’s are a warrior tribe in Kenya that has always kept its secrets. What is no longer a secret is the fact that women mainly from Germany and also from other parts of the world are visiting Kenya only to find a Masai warrior as a lover.
Once they find a Masai tribal these women will often divorce their husbands and give up their luxurious lifestyle for the Masai. Why would they do that? ok, women are naturally weird anyway, but one must agree this is a little strange even for them. So what is the secret of the Masais that gets these women hooked for life? Is it the traditional African voodoo magic or some medicines and herbs?
The Masais live in the jungles and are very secretive. In fact very few Kenyans know their secret. A recent study of women who have managed to disentangle themselves from the arms and charms of the Masai have revealed shocking truths.
Firstly the Masai have a free society where a young executive may come home early from a hunt to spend some quality time with his wife and then find a spear standing in front of his low roofed hut. This means that his young wife is busy with someone else. Well the warrior then does something that is going to boggle your brains like anything. He moves ahead stealthily without making any noise to make sure he doesn’t reveal that he is around. Then he goes for a walk. Yes people the Masai tribals are allowed this sort of fun behaviour, only they have to make sure that they have stabbed the ground with their spear as a do not disturb sign. Another reason why the women love the place is that Masai men are circumcised in a different way, one may also say that they are carved to increase a womans pleasure, this in addition to the fact that their man-hoods are quite gigantic since they havent worn any trousers all their life. Yet another fact that endears these gigolos to the women is that in the Masais a boy is considered a man only when he has killed a Lion alone in the jungle, (The Masais havent tried the Indian SSC exam yet or they would know what manliness, bravery and courage is all about)
Women get attracted to these men who are brave and courageous (this is silly, refer previous note).
Now coming to the weird stuff, the news is that local Kenyan guys are painting themselves up and going about as Masai Warriors to attract women. The women are ready to pay quite a lot to get a Masai. Jungli gigolos.
This kid goes all crazy after getting a Xbox 360 as a gift this Christmas. The excitement of this kid is priceless just check it out and have fun =)). I remember myself when I got the Nintendo Wii Game Console, I screamed like crazy!
So, you wanna be a cheerleader? You better watch this video first! I never thought being a cheering squad member can be very hazardous to your health.. Just imagine being run over by brawny football players or landing on your face after being thrown into the air! Not good!
COMMUNION WAFERS THIEF!
In the election hotspot of Florida, a man was busted for attempting to steal communion wafers from a priest. John Samuel Ricci, 33, allegedly knocked parishioners to the ground as he made his way out of St. Martin de Porres Catholic Church in Jensen Beach bearing the holy communion wafers. What for?? For sustenance? To sell it to the highest bidder? So weird! Anyhoo, Mr. Ricci was busted and he then asked if he could do penance. LOL!
SHOPPING VIA HELICOPTERS
Yup, this is the latest trend among wealthy Romanians. According to reports, the filthy rich fly their helicopters to the supermarket and land between cars in the parking lot. Recently, two men landed at the Real supermarket in Bacau, did their shopping, and took off via air. A witness said, “It’s the third time I’ve seen people coming shopping in their helicopters. I heard they are important persons, but I think they’re a little snobbish, too.” Snobs indeed!
ARMLESS MAN ROBBED GERMAN STORE
I told German people are superhumans! Even if they are maimed, disabled and armLESS, they still managed to rob a store! At least one armless German male did! According to reports, he made off with the 24-inch set TV using clamps that had been attached to his body by an accomplice. A cop said, “It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention.”
The Chinese are definitely a talented and flexible lot! If you were amazed of seniors breakdancing then your eyes will pop out with this 5-year old Chinese kid doing backbreakin’ moves! This kid sure had a weird upbringing — I mean, who’ll teach a kid breakdancing?? D’oh!
And it belongs to a girl! I’m not sure if her tongue is the longest too but it sure looks like a MASSIVE piece of fresh meat! Ughh.. Some people are really just born weird body parts huh??
The Macarena and other dance crazes have died and been buried, but the 20+ year old Moonwalk dance is still something that everybody wants to learn! And if you’re an expert on it, you got street cred baby! Here’s a step-by-step video on how to moonwalk –
It’s nearly Halloween guys! And we have the weirdest video for you today — a Halloween-themed wedding! Bizarre huh?? Imagine the bride and groom dressed as zombies while their guests are garbed in scary costumes! And the scariest stuff of all? There’s a live scorpion loose!! What a weird wedding!!
Sooo amazing to see these weird fishes crowd at your feet and start eating away your dead skin! Thank god they aren’t piranhas, LOL! The rage these days, fish pedicures, are courtesy of the weird Garra rufa fish or doctor fish. Go watch the video below!
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