COMMUNION WAFERS THIEF!
In the election hotspot of Florida, a man was busted for attempting to steal communion wafers from a priest. John Samuel Ricci, 33, allegedly knocked parishioners to the ground as he made his way out of St. Martin de Porres Catholic Church in Jensen Beach bearing the holy communion wafers. What for?? For sustenance? To sell it to the highest bidder? So weird! Anyhoo, Mr. Ricci was busted and he then asked if he could do penance. LOL!
SHOPPING VIA HELICOPTERS
Yup, this is the latest trend among wealthy Romanians. According to reports, the filthy rich fly their helicopters to the supermarket and land between cars in the parking lot. Recently, two men landed at the Real supermarket in Bacau, did their shopping, and took off via air. A witness said, “It’s the third time I’ve seen people coming shopping in their helicopters. I heard they are important persons, but I think they’re a little snobbish, too.” Snobs indeed!
ARMLESS MAN ROBBED GERMAN STORE
I told German people are superhumans! Even if they are maimed, disabled and armLESS, they still managed to rob a store! At least one armless German male did! According to reports, he made off with the 24-inch set TV using clamps that had been attached to his body by an accomplice. A cop said, “It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention.”