Types of Farts

Types of Farts! Eeww disgusting

ARROGANT FART => When you think your farts don’t stink.

ASSAULT FART => A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART => You can’t control the blow out.

JAIL FART => Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART => Your ass is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART => You can’t hear it, you can’t see it, and you can’t smell it.

HOME ALONE FART => When you’re home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART => When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART => When you refer to your farts as ‘gas’.

OLD FART => You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

ALZHEIMER FART => A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART => When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper ” PIG!”