Big Boobs Win In Court!
Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier. “I used to hate my body so much,” Kozakura told the private Asahi network in a recent interview. “But it was my breasts” that won me in court, she said. The network even invited her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening. Serena was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.
Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself. In her appeal, the defense counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust. “The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well-trained,” Serena said. Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed and threw out the guilty verdict on Monday. Hooray for big boobs! LOL